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That’s not the Way!

When I was Eighteen G-d spoke to me saying I was going the wrong way, like a good father HE was guiding me to find the truth. His exact words were five in all, and HE repeated himself twice, “You’re going the wrong way.” I often make light of a serious situation first off I know laughter is a good like a medicine and second, it offers truth without offending one individual, I only hope to offend those who offend one individual. Most importantly anyone who knows G-d the Father knows we will enter into HIS courts rejoicing and how can we rejoice if we don’t defeat our enemy? So if you take offense to my work know you have offended someone of higher value. Which is not me and I am beginning to wonder is the anger I am feeling mine or the light that I carry within me? Did… Read moreThat’s not the Way!

Play Ball

When you own the bat, the ball, the glove, and the field in which to play on you can be sure you get firsties. You get to pick your team first, the rider of the Whitehorse of Revelation has a bow yet he does not have any arrows? Psalms 127:1-5 (1)Except the LORD build the house, they labor in vain that build it: except the LORD keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain. (2) It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the bread of sorrows: for so he giveth his beloved sleep. (3) Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. (4) As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. (5) Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they… Read morePlay Ball

Liars will have their part in the lake of fire.

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Revelation 21:8 The featured image is what I have called members only notice the people standing in the SUN our world is to be destroyed by fire. Angels as seen on NASA videos on the left the people are standing in the sun as it seems to be enlarged like a lake of fire and the members only area is only for those who come under and are washed in the blood of Christ. The rest are demons not allowed in shaped as parasites servants of the harlot. G-d is not a man that HE should lie before the existence of man came angels and they were required to worship the SON, that should… Read moreLiars will have their part in the lake of fire.

An Inconvenient Truth

When Jesus returns HE is going to be killing a lot of people those who did not give their lives to wanting holiness and pure living, a sad loss of life wasted, they preferred the lies and the sin over truth and righteousness. They did not want Christ at the core of their heart they did not want HIM to guide and direct their lives. A society cannot function without a leader and G-d knew that at the moment HE began it all. Being who HE is HE did not seek praise for HIMSELF but for HIS SON who makes life possible and Jesus when HE was here in the flesh on earth directed all worship to HIS FATHER and gave nothing to HIS birth mother. In his mercy HE allows his enemy to have his seven years pushing those who were skeptical about our warnings to the cross. Because HE is… Read moreAn Inconvenient Truth

Compel them to come in… Luke 14:23

From Dictionary.com verb (used with object), com·pelled, com·pel·ling. to force or drive, especially to a course of action: His disregard of the rules compels us to dismiss him. 2. to secure or bring about by force. 3. to force to submit; subdue. Luke 14:12-24 (12) And He also went on to say to the one who had invited Him, “When you give a luncheon or a dinner, do not invite your friends or your brothers or your relatives or rich neighbors, otherwise they may also invite you in return and that will be your repayment. (13) “But when you give a reception, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, (14) and you will be blessed, since they do not have the means to repay you; for you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous.” (15) When one of those who were reclining at the table with Him heard this,… Read moreCompel them to come in… Luke 14:23

There is POWER in the BLOOD and more Precious than Crude Erl.

Oil that black gold that Texas Tea the very creatures the devil used to insult G-d with when he started to build his new world order. Have made it so we can expose him and set the lost free. Everything that has life has a circulatory system designed to keep vital organs alive. The earth is no different it is a living organism and oil is its blood providing the good life to us all. There is bad blood between two brothers same Father different mothers one was born a free woman the other an Egyptian slave. Jesus came to set the captives free and these Son’s of Abraham are no different you have to know Jesus and respect the law and HIS word in order to know how to bring the peace that Father is looking for. The western tip of the cross is where Christ laid HIS head,… Read moreThere is POWER in the BLOOD and more Precious than Crude Erl.

Self Deception

This one is the greatest one of all the lies we believe about ourselves. Most of these lies stem from outward sources parents who didn’t love us enough or said cruel things in their dysfunction, passed down from bad parenting in what may be for some several generations even peers can be as equally cruel. Exodus 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: (5) Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; We may not feel as pretty as the girl next door or as handsome as the school… Read moreSelf Deception

Be like Christ without Crossing the line to G-d status Part two.

Jesus lives in my heart, and HE is not going anywhere until I finish the false peace Christians hear so much about. Do a word search on false peace in your Bible programs, please. When you find it, send it to me chapter and verse. They cry peace, and safety is what the word says, then destruction comes suddenly. This is not a false peace this is rapture when the world will be confused by the disappearance of high ranking people G-d is going to rise to the top of society in these last days’ real Christian believers. Not men who seek people falling on the floor but men who find people to drop to their knees. This idea that G-d is some old man sitting on a throne waiting to pick off all those HE doesn’t like is unrealistic. HE loves everyone; just everyone doesn’t adore HIM or knows… Read moreBe like Christ without Crossing the line to G-d status Part two.

Appealing to all Gamers

In every game, there is a winner and a loser. Today’s gaming industry is 18.4 billion in US dollars. So we cannot say we do not know or understand what a game is. In the image below you can enter this game in any four books Matthew, Mark, Luke or John. Where the center crosses you count it twice the same goes for the corners. So you would have eleven up and down and eleven right to left starting at the top 9, 5, 3,1 the pattern repeats four times the total count is 94 it is the same number in the one we call the tree of knowledge where the fruit positions are also 94, it is the atomic number for plutonium. Psalm 94:1-23 first destruction was by water, the next by fire. END GAME! Some losers get angry and childlike some throw tantrums. In the role-playing games there… Read moreAppealing to all Gamers

Dealing with the Devil

My advice to anyone out there that has, as long as you are still on this side there is an out. Contracts can be broken and you can win the case with the right attorney by your side. The Law Offices of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit and intern Babel formerly Abel with B are here to ASSIST which means don’t sit on your ass do something. Don’t let him con you into thinking there is no recourse and a deals a deal. Jesus said Satan came to steal kill and destroy and that HE (Jesus) came that you may have life and have it more abundantly. He died on the cross for you and does not renege on the deal. Some of Loserfers biggest clientele are rock musicians, famous actors, politicians and used car dealers. Then there is my all-time favorite truck dispatchers which has got to be one of the most soul-sucking jobs… Read moreDealing with the Devil

Never apologize for telling the truth

The featured image is an oxymoron of the message, some people are incapable of telling the truth. the definition of is is is The truth will set people free and whether you tell it at an inappropriate time it still is out there and the recipient must deal with it including those who hear it. The truth will set any captive free if their heart is not hardened already. Daniel 8:12 I have taught this is not the LORD HE is the way and the Truth. Truth fell from where? The kingdom of G-d and the one carrying it is an emissary an ambassador for Christ who has a place in heaven, cast down to let others know the truth. G-d rejoices in the truth because again it sets the captives free. Want to win the world to Christ find the one who carries the truth, blessed is he who comes in… Read moreNever apologize for telling the truth

With God all Things are Possible

I have heard this passage preached on by many ministers, and out of the same mouth hear the words that G-d did not place the numbering in scripture?!? Well, stop the presses get on your knees and repent all you ministers who clearly give it away you do not know G-d as well as you claim. What else are you wrong about? Those who know little rob the saints of much. Can we say robbing G-d of HIS glory? How about robbing the saints of the joy of victory? 2 Corinthians 11:13-15 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. (14) No wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. (15) Therefore it is not surprising if his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness, whose end will be according to their deeds. Now I am not a minister, I am a… Read moreWith God all Things are Possible

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.

Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones. Jim Carrie is one of Hollywood’s most entertaining comedians who has had many of us roaring with laughter with his many characters that he has played, where would we be without laughter? What I like about him most is his humor is clean not like so many other comedians looking for cheap laughs playing towards our dark side. However, Jim is coming into his awakening and what he needs to hear is the uncompromised teachings of G-d’s word. Where light can expose darkness and set others free. I have been honored to hear the laughter of G-d twice in my life I know HE loves laughter, he did after all make a world full of funny creatures. The first time I heard HIM laugh was when I first invited Christ to be Lord… Read moreA merry heart doeth good like a medicine.

Saving the Best for Last

It is the moment at the end of a good movie or story the best is revealed a good chick flick is what the world really needs, a tear jerker for all. As Christians, we know G-d our Father has saved the best for last. In fact, we are told that we will enter his gates with thanksgiving, praise, and rejoicing. G-d always gets the glory indeed HE is the great communicator informing us in HIS word that HE saw the end from the beginning. When HE brought Eve to Adam to make introductions she was the last of his physical creations and the best without her there is no us and no SON that could reveal the meaning of the scriptures and enlighten us to the story. G-d the Father and the Angels are thrilled at the romance of men and women and the birth of children brings them… Read moreSaving the Best for Last

Brainwashed and television deceived.

I believe in a G-d who is able to speak the worlds into existence, who wanted a family. Let’s face it being alone really is miserable, I envy those big families that stay together because they have a common focal point that keeps drawing them to do so. When G-d insisted on HIS angels to worship HIS SON before the creation of man HE knew long before hand what was needed to keep it all together. He is a holy G-d who will not have the world system as HIS in heaven. If it was it would be this for eternity killing, raping and stealing which makes people like me very uneasy that such scum is allowed to even exist. That is their free will, mine is to honor the words of Jesus which are not limited to the first four new testament books but the entire Bible. Jesus addresses seven churches that HE… Read moreBrainwashed and television deceived.