humor


Why Pyramids?

You may find this a tad humorous, it is in the best interest of all that we understand above all God loves HIS creation. HE is the great educator and communicator. HE made humans a little lower than the angels but placed within them HIS breath and made us into HIS image. Never forget G-d saw the end from the beginning. We became a living eternal soul when he breathed into us […]


Something Smells Fishy

Cat’s love fish and the Lion is part of the cat family, it was the Lion of the tribe of Judah who called his first disciples to follow HIM, and HE would make them fishers of men. It wasn’t the church leadership that he went to.  He chose the fisherman for a reason because it makes a grand statement at the end of the age. The following crop circle as all crop […]


Now That’s How to Hide a Pyramid!

No one gets hurt, no slave labor, no false gods needing to be served,  no eighteen hour days for over four hundred years and that was just in Egypt.  He has places all over the earth where he ruled from kind of like vacation summer homes where he had pyramids built too.   You have to hand it to Father HE is wonderful and HIS humor spectacular. Cover it in the snow, […]


My GMO diet because real food is not as good as the fake stuff, right Lou?

I have read and watched programs that showed tumors in mice and cancers found in rats who have been fed genetically modified food.  Children have had allergic reactions illnesses and hyperactivity due to the increased market saturation.  If insects and cattle refuse to eat it why do we? I purchased some watermelon slices the other day from my local Wal-Mart they looked ripe and red, but when biting into it, […]


Question’s for flat Earthers.

What is the force that holds the different atoms together that make up each element of the periodic table? When looking at the observable planets why are there not large boulders or chunks of ice falling off at their southern poles? When traveling on a bus at 60 mph and you drop a pencil in the aisle why does it not end up several seats back?  Better yet in a plane […]


Flat or Round I’m Heaven Bound

Has G-d given us something better than the effigy of the lion of the tribe of Judah found being hidden in Egypt? Has HE provided us with a greater view of the intelligent design showing evidence of accountability?  That everyone of us will stand before the great throne of G-d? I do love Jesus, don’t you? On that day HE will say, Father, this one is mine you gave him/her […]


Standing in Awe

I am amazed in the day in which we live, or that we even made it this far.  Every steel building, every brick ever made, every board cut, every car made with mileage driven, relies heavily on fossil fuel even the heat to warm our homes and factories.  Sure older trees and decay gave us carbon for coal. Here, brothers and sisters,  we must put on our thinking caps. Tear down […]


Matchmaker, Matchmaker Don’t Burn Me.

It was 1976 when I saw the movie “Fiddler on the Roof” for my first time in our drama class. One of the songs is called “Matchmaker” and it was a standing tradition to pre-arrange marriages between families in the Jewish culture. A person within the community made the suggestions and arranged the couples to marry. Love at first sight was not possible the parents had gone through the same thing themselves. As […]


The Vow

Deuteronomy 23:21  When thou shalt vow a vow unto the LORD thy God, thou shalt not slack to pay it: for the LORD thy God will surely require it of thee; and it would be sin in thee. God takes the vows we make seriously, HE holds us to them. HE keeps HIS vows and promises to us.   The ones I made to God I also made to my […]


If thou be…

(Matthew 3:16) And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of G-d descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: (Matthew 3:17) And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased. In the next chapter,  we find the enemy asking Jesus what everyone […]


Dino and the Devil

The church should know better; mankind was not the beginning of life.  That life began with the angels.  Job,  were you there? Job 38:4-7 (4)  Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding. (5)  Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it? (6)  Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the […]


Samson Destroyed the Philistines.

We need to save the Philistines; we can do it with truth.  If they refuse to believe then when the church is gone they will see that we told the truth. They will know those who kept them from Christ.  We need to win as many to Christ as we can before we depart. In order to compel the others left behind to come in. All human life is eternal […]


Ed Snowden Darkness or Light?

What Edward Snowden revealed is only a tip of the iceberg.  What he has done is to cripple the beast system temporarily and expose the plans of a group of men who set out to destroy America because we stood for freedom to rule ourselves instead of having others rule over us. It should have opened the eyes of Christians everywhere that our country is no longer the America our founders began. That […]


Incredible Coincidences

I was recently called a dirt bag by a man who played down G-d’s lamps in a sermon involving Genesis 15:17. Then after the message he left an opening for me to move in some sort of Smith Wigglesworth way.  One cannot spit on G-d’s holy things then expect HIM to move mightily . If you are in Sin one must repent that usually kicks it into high gear. I […]


The Genie is Real

This may be my best one yet; I pray it is or should I say I wish it to be? We often hear stories of the magic genie who pops out of Alladin’s lamp and grants the holder three wishes,  to us it is a story. However,  what if the story had a smidgen of truth? There is an invisible war that is being fought one of good and the […]