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Why Pyramids?

You may find this a tad humorous, it is in the best interest of all that we understand above all God loves HIS creation. HE is the great educator and communicator. HE made humans a little lower than the angels but placed within them HIS breath and made us into HIS image. Never forget G-d saw the end from the beginning. We became a living eternal soul when he breathed into us HIS breath. When HE created the spirit world first HE spoke them into existence there was no hands on as it was with the man and the woman. The woman, by the way, was taken from the side of man (his rib) she was created in heaven in a clean hallowed place. G-d had to bring her to the man. G-d tells us HE tempts no one but HE marched her right past the Angels this was HIS finest work to… Read moreWhy Pyramids?

Something Smells Fishy

Cat’s love fish and the Lion is part of the cat family, it was the Lion of the tribe of Judah who called his first disciples to follow HIM, and HE would make them fishers of men. It wasn’t the church leadership that he went to. He chose the fisherman for a reason because it makes a grand statement at the end of the age. The following crop circle as all crop circles have been interpreted by a lowly truck driver with a passion for souls and soul winning. Given to me by G-d (Jesus) in order to bring hope to the lost and those in the church to the hour. When he gave it to me, he said it was because others knew me and that passion. I shouldn’t need to fight in HIS church for what G-d wants to give to me freely. If the devil want’s his temple then he… Read moreSomething Smells Fishy

Now That’s How to Hide a Pyramid!

No one gets hurt, no slave labor, no false gods needing to be served, no eighteen hour days for over four hundred years and that was just in Egypt. He has places all over the earth where he ruled from kind of like vacation summer homes where he had pyramids built too. You have to hand it to Father HE is wonderful and HIS humor spectacular. Cover it in the snow, now that this is coming out we can clearly see it’s all about the pyramids in Egypt and that someone did something he shouldn’t have done! It, of course, doesn’t snow enough in Egypt to ever have hidden his faux pas. In trying to hide it he reveals he is real and so is hell. As we near the end the demons who are aware of this information are taking their vehicles to Antartica to see the nearness of the… Read moreNow That’s How to Hide a Pyramid!

My GMO diet because real food is not as good as the fake stuff, right Lou?

I have read and watched programs that showed tumors in mice and cancers found in rats who have been fed genetically modified food. Children have had allergic reactions illnesses and hyperactivity due to the increased market saturation. If insects and cattle refuse to eat it why do we? I purchased some watermelon slices the other day from my local Wal-Mart they looked ripe and red, but when biting into it, it was like eating the rind. Our government wouldn’t let bad food or cancer causing food on the market and to prove it I’m going to start a regiment of GMO foods in my diet. We’re all going to die of something and if my hypothesis is right and my life span will be possibly shortened the truth will be making it into the mainstream media shortly. In fact, the five other kings in which the ten will choose the… Read moreMy GMO diet because real food is not as good as the fake stuff, right Lou?

Question’s for flat Earthers.

What is the force that holds the different atoms together that make up each element of the periodic table? When looking at the observable planets why are there not large boulders or chunks of ice falling off at their southern poles? When traveling on a bus at 60 mph and you drop a pencil in the aisle why does it not end up several seats back? Better yet in a plane doing 400 mph? Do you have to account for momentum when tossing it to a friend across the aisle? How about the fly on the plane? Could it be because they have been here thousands of years they have developed highly evolved mathematical trajectory skills? Why does he not go splat on the back of the cabin? If the plane is doing 400mph and he is going forward at 5 mph is he traveling at 405 mph? The firmament is made of the… Read moreQuestion’s for flat Earthers.

Flat or Round I’m Heaven Bound

Has G-d given us something better than the effigy of the lion of the tribe of Judah found being hidden in Egypt? Has HE provided us with a greater view of the intelligent design showing evidence of accountability? That everyone of us will stand before the great throne of G-d? I do love Jesus, don’t you? On that day HE will say, Father, this one is mine you gave him/her to me. At the end of this post, I propose three solutions each fairly cheap the last the easiest and if it is true the catch is going to be HUGE! Keep in mind brothers and sisters the goal is to get as many to the cross as we can before we leave! 1 Thessalonians 5:21 Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (NOTE THE NUMBERS 5 and 21) Psalms 21:11 For they intended evil against thee: they imagined… Read moreFlat or Round I’m Heaven Bound

Standing in Awe

I am amazed in the day in which we live, or that we even made it this far. Every steel building, every brick ever made, every board cut, every car made with mileage driven, relies heavily on fossil fuel even the heat to warm our homes and factories. Sure older trees and decay gave us carbon for coal. Here, brothers and sisters, we must put on our thinking caps. Tear down the walls of ignorance and stop placing stumbling blocks in the path of the blind. We are to live by faith but not blind faith, the answers are in the Bible we just need to look closer and reason better. Look what we have accomplished in just 2000 years, everywhere the scriptures went that told us about God’s Son and how best to live our lives those nations prospered. The older is England the younger is America. The cross in the… Read moreStanding in Awe

Matchmaker, Matchmaker Don’t Burn Me.

It was 1976 when I saw the movie “Fiddler on the Roof” for my first time in our drama class. One of the songs is called “Matchmaker” and it was a standing tradition to pre-arrange marriages between families in the Jewish culture. A person within the community made the suggestions and arranged the couples to marry. Love at first sight was not possible the parents had gone through the same thing themselves. As odd as the system may have sounded it worked. Love is a choice not some feeling though feelings of love eventually enter in to prearranged marriages, it is not always the giggles and cuteness. It is about caring for another individual. When I became a Christian I came to believe in the divine province of relationship, when Cupid is not busy pulling Santa’s sleigh around he usually does a great job with Christian couples. Prior to giving my life to Christ,… Read moreMatchmaker, Matchmaker Don’t Burn Me.

The Vow

Deuteronomy 23:21 When thou shalt vow a vow unto the LORD thy God, thou shalt not slack to pay it: for the LORD thy God will surely require it of thee; and it would be sin in thee. God takes the vows we make seriously, HE holds us to them. HE keeps HIS vows and promises to us. The ones I made to God I also made to my beloved, a woman whom I met weeks after I gave my life to Christ. Matthew 19:4-6 (4) And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, (5) And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? (6) Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God… Read moreThe Vow

If thou be…

(Matthew 3:16) And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of G-d descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: (Matthew 3:17) And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased. In the next chapter, we find the enemy asking Jesus what everyone but him already knows. From the shepherds tending their flocks when the angels announced HIS birth to what John his cousin knew who baptized HIM. (Matthew 4:3)And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of G-d, command that these stones be made bread. What many fail to realize is that when he was in heaven before the creation of man. He never looked upon the face of the most high G-d he had only ever… Read moreIf thou be…

Dino and the Devil

The church should know better; mankind was not the beginning of life. That life began with the angels. Job, were you there? Job 38:4-7 (4) Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding. (5) Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it? (6) Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof; (7) When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of G-d shouted for joy? There was a rebellion and a casting out of heaven those who refused to believe in the Son followed the enemy. He claimed worship of the Son was not necessary to maintain a society. In other words, faith in someone you couldn’t see served no purpose to them. From the beginning, faith was needed. Without it, none could please G-d the Father or… Read moreDino and the Devil

Samson Destroyed the Philistines.

We need to save the Philistines; we can do it with truth. If they refuse to believe then when the church is gone they will see that we told the truth. They will know those who kept them from Christ. We need to win as many to Christ as we can before we depart. In order to compel the others left behind to come in. All human life is eternal G-d made us that way. Just as the veil remains over the eyes of the Hebrew people when the law of Moses is read. The veil is also upon those who deny Christ’s finished work and continue to sacrifice HIM a new. Christ not only saved us from the curse of the law, but HE also saved us from the priesthood which had its start by the false gods and the wicked men who serve them in Babylon. The state… Read moreSamson Destroyed the Philistines.

Ed Snowden Darkness or Light?

What Edward Snowden revealed is only a tip of the iceberg. What he has done is to cripple the beast system temporarily and expose the plans of a group of men who set out to destroy America because we stood for freedom to rule ourselves instead of having others rule over us. It should have opened the eyes of Christians everywhere that our country is no longer the America our founders began. That 9/11 was blamed on the wrong people as G-d has revealed in Protestant England, it was their greed behind it all. They never have enough, and they wanted the oil for us American’s??? Forcing the world to hate us. Why? Because Satan hates the U.S. He is their true god he even hated Germany for the Reformation and the printing press. Oil profiteers destroyed patents on alternative methods of fuel forcing the new world order agenda. It for them is all… Read moreEd Snowden Darkness or Light?

Incredible Coincidences

I was recently called a dirt bag by a man who played down G-d’s lamps in a sermon involving Genesis 15:17. Then after the message he left an opening for me to move in some sort of Smith Wigglesworth way. One cannot spit on G-d’s holy things then expect HIM to move mightily . If you are in Sin one must repent that usually kicks it into high gear. I am not in the leadership position as yet, but I do know my place in Christ. I am waiting to hear the voice of my heavenly Father. HE doesn’t speak with the thee’s and thou’s and he doesn’t laugh at those who use them. Nor does he call people dirt bags or keep HIS word hidden away from the lost. Only the one who carried the lamps would have so carelessly spoke of them having been a traitor to them… Read moreIncredible Coincidences

The Genie is Real

This may be my best one yet; I pray it is or should I say I wish it to be? We often hear stories of the magic genie who pops out of Alladin’s lamp and grants the holder three wishes, to us it is a story. However, what if the story had a smidgen of truth? There is an invisible war that is being fought one of good and the other of evil. Most of those who are lost do not think evil or the devil as being real. I have always felt that being blind to what is evil is the evilest of all blindness. This post is because of a dream I had today. G-d reveals things to me often in dreams this one came after having come home after Bible quiz keeping the time for the quizzers. After eating some Chinese food, I took a nap. In the dream,… Read moreThe Genie is Real